What’s so wrong about a husband and wife having bunk beds?

When I get married, I fully plan on having bunk beds. I’m a pretty nice guy, so I’ll let my wife choose if she wants the top or bottom bunk. I hope she chooses the top, so that I can make a fort on the bottom. I’ve been told I should not do this, and that no self respecting woman would allow this, but I’m pretty sure it’s okay and very cool.

By top you mean ‘reverse cowgirl’, right?

And by fort you mean ‘b0ner’, right?

Would you say it's weird to sleep in the same bed with a friend of the opposite sex, for a long period of time?


23 Responses to “What’s so wrong about a husband and wife having bunk beds?”

  1. sc4tterbr4in (42) says:

    I had the top bunk when I was younger, so I would always jump down (when my mom wasn’t there) instead of climbing down. Bunk beds are awesome.
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  2. mrmicr says:

    what about sex?
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  3. Janie says:

    Gosh i hope i dont get married to you how will you have passionate sex with a twin bed?
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  4. mrs spiderman says:

    noo, no there’s nothing wrong with that at all.
    oh wait, your not 9?
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  5. Lady Temptress says:

    wow.. good luck with that :)
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  6. x_AngelDust says:

    It’s cute, but what if she wants to be held in the night? Or cuddle?..Or more?
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  7. dr h says:

    I’ll join your wife on the bottom bed or top , I’m sure you won’t mind, will you???
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  8. spunk113 says:

    As long as you have a separate dungeon for fun and games, I don’t see any problem with this. It does eliminate issues of pillow and blanket stealing, as well as bed hogging and accidental smacks to the face in your sleep. Still, I think you should give sleeping in the same a bed a try at some point–it can be just as much fun as a fort.
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  9. Ryunkin says:

    Are you gay or just stupid?
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  10. humynism says:

    Why not?

    You can always "visit" one another’s forts.

    Your life-live it how you want.
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  11. Baflinx says:

    it’s a cute thang but dont push this gimmick thing to the point of actuality cuz that aint gunna work to well
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  12. Limu says:

    wow good qus
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  13. Snizz ~ making Kev cry since 07 says:

    I totally want to have the top, I’ll have cabbage, beans, brussel sprouts, chili..

    so yeah

    the top..

    well thought out plan revengi!!
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  14. Reporterboy tell 'em! says:

    good luck with that. maybe you should get a slide instead!

    oh and for the fort, do you have the rule only men?
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  15. B says:

    That just sounds impersonal. Why marry someone if you don’t even want to sleep and cuddle with them at night? D:
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  16. MixXed,Jelly fish or something says:

    Hope for no leaky roof….Just saying~~
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  17. charlesjerrell says:

    hey that will work, i had them when i first got married, i still have them, thing is im the only one who sleeps in them sinse the wife divorced me and took everything else i had ,good luck
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  18. Deaner says:

    I think it’s a great idea. It’ll be kind of like sharing a prison cell. Which, when you think about it, *is* a pretty apt comparison to marriage…
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  19. Hal Atosis says:

    It just depends on who is on top.
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  20. unix says:

    MARRY ME!
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  21. SavvySue says:

    Works for me! I call top bunk~~!
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  22. EZ© Rider says:

    By top you mean ‘reverse cowgirl’, right?

    And by fort you mean ‘b0ner’, right?
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    Thought so.

  23. Rubber Ducky Guy. says:

    GREAT IDEA.

    ill help with the fort.
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